Hinarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, contented swallow.

Hinarp created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinarp, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinarp, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hinarp's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hinarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hinarp.

2. Never wear purple scarves.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

5. Never look in ponds.