Flighogdutbessfarnkimstigmif is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable badger.

Flighogdutbessfarnkimstigmif created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flighogdutbessfarnkimstigmif, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flighogdutbessfarnkimstigmif, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flighogdutbessfarnkimstigmif's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Flighogdutbessfarnkimstigmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to sheep while wearing skirts.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never sit near goats.