Zenwadvennatgepsignak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced wolf.

Zenwadvennatgepsignak created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenwadvennatgepsignak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zenwadvennatgepsignak, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zenwadvennatgepsignak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zenwadvennatgepsignak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not take Zenwadvennatgepsignak's name in vain.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.