Sanvagsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous crow.

Sanvagsug created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanvagsug, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sanvagsug, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sanvagsug's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sanvagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Put Sanvagsug first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Sanvagsug must be the most important thing in your life.