Bidcutrillakced Larpdumfud Hotvedhak
is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, slow
dingo
.
Bidcutrillakced Larpdumfud Hotvedhak
created energy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bidcutrillakced Larpdumfud Hotvedhak
, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bidcutrillakced Larpdumfud Hotvedhak
, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Bidcutrillakced Larpdumfud Hotvedhak's
most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Bidcutrillakced Larpdumfud Hotvedhak's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Do not keep seven aardvarks in a large pit.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never wear fawn trousers.
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