Sitafspagnill is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, uncaring toad.

Sitafspagnill created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sitafspagnill, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sitafspagnill, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sitafspagnill's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sitafspagnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing green trousers and balancing eight iron spheres on your chest.

3. Sitafspagnill loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.