Kopfennab is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, grumpy
fly.
Kopfennab created tapeworms six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kopfennab, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kopfennab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Kopfennab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Kopfennab's Holy Commandments1. Never chant in holy places.
2. Never feed beans to birds while wearing boots.
3. Run away if six mites approach from the east.
4. Hide from black great tits for they are unholy.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.