Hubbellog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying dingo.

Hubbellog created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbellog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hubbellog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hubbellog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hubbellog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hubbellog loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.