Tabominhub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident crane.

Tabominhub created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabominhub, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tabominhub, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tabominhub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tabominhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed parsnips to mice while wearing kilts.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.