Genjamgig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent finch.

Genjamgig created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Genjamgig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Genjamgig, she will strike you with lightening.

Genjamgig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Genjamgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Genjamgig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Always pray immersed in water.