Bassvonkbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty horse.

Bassvonkbeg created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassvonkbeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bassvonkbeg, it will curse you with boils.

Bassvonkbeg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bassvonkbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Pray towards the south.