Dogstraggud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, happy beaver.

Dogstraggud created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogstraggud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dogstraggud, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dogstraggud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dogstraggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing white shoes.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Dogstraggud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help ants.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dogstraggud on top of all buildings.
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