Sabgenbiningcedpidrawhap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking bird.

Sabgenbiningcedpidrawhap created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabgenbiningcedpidrawhap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sabgenbiningcedpidrawhap, he will turn you into a dog.

Sabgenbiningcedpidrawhap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sabgenbiningcedpidrawhap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Run away if six voles approach from the north.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if three ants approach from the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.
Votes: 20       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god