Mapmumstip Vabfetsas Ligfittan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise wyrm.

Mapmumstip Vabfetsas Ligfittan created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapmumstip Vabfetsas Ligfittan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mapmumstip Vabfetsas Ligfittan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mapmumstip Vabfetsas Ligfittan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mapmumstip Vabfetsas Ligfittan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.