Jamflabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent scorpion.

Jamflabrutt created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamflabrutt, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jamflabrutt, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jamflabrutt's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Jamflabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never paint your neck white.