Flanyarlbud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane troll.

Flanyarlbud created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanyarlbud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanyarlbud, she will strike you with lightening.

Flanyarlbud's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flanyarlbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Never bounce near dolphins.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect your elders.
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