Flowsidcam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Flowsidcam created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowsidcam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowsidcam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flowsidcam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flowsidcam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Flowsidcam.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.