Rowjinmot is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, kind
lizard.
Rowjinmot created energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowjinmot, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rowjinmot, she will torture you forever.
Rowjinmot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Rowjinmot's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair magenta.
2. Never think ill of sick foxes.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never talk about optics near otters while wearing cyan rings.
5. Do not hop in public.