Tifyamhud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unjust goat.

Tifyamhud created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Tifyamhud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tifyamhud, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tifyamhud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tifyamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tifyamhud on top of all buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.