Dumlatton is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing fox.

Dumlatton created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumlatton, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dumlatton, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dumlatton's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dumlatton's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dumlatton on top of all buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumlatton.