Fossfassaw is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, tranquil
crab.
Fossfassaw created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fossfassaw, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fossfassaw, it will strike you with lightening.
Fossfassaw's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Fossfassaw's Holy Commandments1. You must love Fossfassaw.
2. Never go into brown rooms.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never eat apples.