Yimbafhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable mink.

Yimbafhiv created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbafhiv, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimbafhiv, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yimbafhiv's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yimbafhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Yimbafhiv three times a day.

5. Do not bounce in public.