Ortyogxem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable penguin.

Ortyogxem created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortyogxem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ortyogxem, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ortyogxem's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ortyogxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must never eat peas.