Cinjarnzak is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, effective
wasp.
Cinjarnzak created the universe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinjarnzak, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Cinjarnzak, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Cinjarnzak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Cinjarnzak's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
2. Never talk about porpoises.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cinjarnzak in the centre of the settlement.
5. Cinjarnzak loves snails, so they must be respected.