Ganyakrotgab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring butterfly.

Ganyakrotgab created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ganyakrotgab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ganyakrotgab, she will turn you into a dog.

Ganyakrotgab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ganyakrotgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ganyakrotgab loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never play with disobedient children.