Fidbonkquag Likquillnill is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident monkey.

Fidbonkquag Likquillnill created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbonkquag Likquillnill, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fidbonkquag Likquillnill, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fidbonkquag Likquillnill's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fidbonkquag Likquillnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fidbonkquag Likquillnill.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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