Lenlathinvig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish beaver.

Lenlathinvig created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenlathinvig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lenlathinvig, he will strike you with lightening.

Lenlathinvig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Lenlathinvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about hamsters.