Cedwighignell is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, happy
penguin.
Cedwighignell created Mount Everest two years ago.
If you believe in
Cedwighignell, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cedwighignell, it will turn you into a sheep.
Cedwighignell's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Cedwighignell's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not keep four foxes in a large pit.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never feed limes to manatees while wearing brown boots.