Sadzimlan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent clam.

Sadzimlan created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadzimlan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sadzimlan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sadzimlan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sadzimlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Retreat if six snakes approach from the south.

3. Always obey Sadzimlan's priests.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sadzimlan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Worship no other gods but Sadzimlan.
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