Gudvonflow Jabbepwon Libkamgutlam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, generous chinchilla.

Gudvonflow Jabbepwon Libkamgutlam created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudvonflow Jabbepwon Libkamgutlam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gudvonflow Jabbepwon Libkamgutlam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gudvonflow Jabbepwon Libkamgutlam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gudvonflow Jabbepwon Libkamgutlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. You must love Gudvonflow Jabbepwon Libkamgutlam.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Gudvonflow Jabbepwon Libkamgutlam on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat beans.