Mabhomtarptag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil bat.

Mabhomtarptag created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabhomtarptag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabhomtarptag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mabhomtarptag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mabhomtarptag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.