Pondagzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable centipede.

Pondagzim created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondagzim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pondagzim, it will turn you into a rock.

Pondagzim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pondagzim's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never think about amino acids.
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