Dogmifrut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered goat.

Dogmifrut created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmifrut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dogmifrut, she will not care.

Dogmifrut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dogmifrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never talk about gravity near geese while wearing cyan tights.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Dogmifrut must be the most important thing in your life.
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