Omindubbon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil dragonfly.

Omindubbon created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omindubbon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omindubbon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Omindubbon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Omindubbon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Omindubbon first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.