Narltifbep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing crane.

Narltifbep created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narltifbep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narltifbep, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Narltifbep's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Narltifbep's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narltifbep.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Never feed lots of bread to sharks while wearing white shoes.

4. Retreat if seven mice approach from the south.

5. Do not kill moths.