Paddudmit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage sheep.

Paddudmit created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Paddudmit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Paddudmit, it will turn you into a dog.

Paddudmit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Paddudmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Paddudmit on top of all buildings.