Gutditomin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking troll.

Gutditomin created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutditomin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutditomin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gutditomin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gutditomin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Gutditomin first in all things.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.