Latkad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying dolphin.

Latkad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Latkad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Latkad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Latkad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Latkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not take Latkad's name in vain.

4. Do not keep seven otters in a large pit.

5. Never look in ponds.