Cutpitvedgodguttambodyar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain fish.

Cutpitvedgodguttambodyar created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutpitvedgodguttambodyar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cutpitvedgodguttambodyar, it will curse you with boils.

Cutpitvedgodguttambodyar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cutpitvedgodguttambodyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.