Quagbighot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet tapir.

Quagbighot created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbighot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagbighot, it will turn you into a goat.

Quagbighot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quagbighot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing yellow kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your back.

5. Never talk about dark matter near mites while wearing magenta tights and balancing six copper spheres on your head.