Quagbighot is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet
tapir.
Quagbighot created light two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagbighot, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Quagbighot, it will turn you into a goat.
Quagbighot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Quagbighot's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never eat bark.
3. You must never eat spinach.
4. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing yellow kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your back.
5. Never talk about dark matter near mites while wearing magenta tights and balancing six copper spheres on your head.