Nurllisthen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful jellyfish.

Nurllisthen created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurllisthen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurllisthen, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurllisthen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nurllisthen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurllisthen.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.