Quambutflig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair shark.

Quambutflig created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambutflig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quambutflig, she will be very unhappy.

Quambutflig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quambutflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to horses while wearing ear rings.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing purple corsets and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Do not stand on grass.