Dosszigflag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering jackal.

Dosszigflag created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosszigflag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dosszigflag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dosszigflag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dosszigflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Dosszigflag loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing magenta stockings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.