Boggofbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing jellyfish.

Boggofbiss created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Boggofbiss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Boggofbiss, it will not care.

Boggofbiss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Boggofbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Boggofbiss on top of important buildings.

4. Run away if eight dogs approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.