Hudjadrig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful wren.

Hudjadrig created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudjadrig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudjadrig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hudjadrig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hudjadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your legs indigo.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.