Homciphimyik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy meerkat.

Homciphimyik created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Homciphimyik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Homciphimyik, she will be very sad.

Homciphimyik's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Homciphimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the north.