Homciphimyik is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy
meerkat.
Homciphimyik created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Homciphimyik, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Homciphimyik, she will be very sad.
Homciphimyik's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Homciphimyik's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.
5. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the north.