Hotlargban is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, caring skunk.

Hotlargban created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotlargban, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hotlargban, she will come to you in dreams.

Hotlargban's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hotlargban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Retreat if seven doves approach from the east.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not make images of living things.