Stikarfvab is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, astonishing
walrus.
Stikarfvab created humankind four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikarfvab, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Stikarfvab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Stikarfvab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Stikarfvab's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about melons.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never think ill of sick pigs.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.