Dutkancep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able penguin.

Dutkancep created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Dutkancep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dutkancep, it will turn you into a frog.

Dutkancep's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dutkancep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutkancep.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.