Dutkancep is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, able
penguin.
Dutkancep created oxygen three million years ago.
If you believe in
Dutkancep, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Dutkancep, it will turn you into a frog.
Dutkancep's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Dutkancep's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick rats.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutkancep.
5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.