Rillzencar is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, impressive
mole.
Rillzencar created silver seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rillzencar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Rillzencar, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Rillzencar's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Rillzencar's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear purple clothing.
2. Run away from pink grasshopers, for they are unholy.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.